Bed Bug

"Ruff, Ruff, I hope everyone is enjoying their weekend! I know I am...I LOVE sleeping in on the weekends especially when I have the whole bed to myself. Don't get me wrong I love my humans but it is just so nice to be able to really stretch out my long legs. Normally, Mom and Dad will get up first (I wait hours for this moment) and then I follow them downstairs for some breakfast. Then I like to go back to bed to catch a few more z's now that I have the entire bed to myself. (especially if Mom and Dad are upstairs too...I like to be close to them :) I like sleeping with them too (they are great at keeping me warm) but it is just so cramped with them in there and they always make me move in the middle of the night because I guess I am in a bad position for their sleeping comfort. Plus I hear them complain that I wake them up several times throughout the night with my "nesting". I just like to find the most comfortable spot and then I plop down sometimes landing on Mom or Dad...they make great pillows! Anyway, back to having the whole bed to myself...First, I jump up and inspect the situation. Second, I use my muzzle and begin to push the blankets down toward the end of the bed. Once I have a nice pillow, I then circle a few times so that I can find the perfect position. Finally, I flop down with all of my weight and enjoy the soft sheets beneath my fur. I could stay here for hours. Now if I could only get Mom and Dad to buy a bed just for me! The pillow thing on the floor just ain't cuttin' it."