What a day it has been!! First, Mom gets home early, so here I am thinking life is good! She decides to take me for a walk, and now I am thinking life is even better as she snaps my collar on and gets my leash and fills her pocket with treats. Then it happens. To my horror, she pulls out the scarf that my Aunt Etsuko made me. Granted, it's pretty and all, but as you know I am not a fan of clothes and such things. She then proceeds to put it on my neck and make me walk a mile and a half wearing it. I even passed two Labs...I am sure they were laughing at me, but I didn't have time to explain that my Mom forced me to wear it against my will.
Oh, it gets worse....when we got home I settled in for a nice nap and then I heard it...the dreaded Dremel. It sounded like a horrific beast about to gobble me up. I was wondering what in the world had overcome my Mom seeing as how she NEVER trims my nails. I immediately run like my life is on the line and make a beeline to hide under the computer desk. With giant, earth shattering steps, Mom approaches and corners me. I begin to shake all over...she gives me treats but it doesn't help. Finally, she gives up on the scary sounding machine and brings in the clippers. This time she was able to do some damage but I did not make it easy on her. She says she has more in store for me later but she didn't want to totally traumatize me in one sitting. Too late Mom, damage done! She kept spouting something off about how it would feel better with shorter nails...blah, blah, blah! I need to start planning my escape route now for next time...how awful!
Oh, it gets worse....when we got home I settled in for a nice nap and then I heard it...the dreaded Dremel. It sounded like a horrific beast about to gobble me up. I was wondering what in the world had overcome my Mom seeing as how she NEVER trims my nails. I immediately run like my life is on the line and make a beeline to hide under the computer desk. With giant, earth shattering steps, Mom approaches and corners me. I begin to shake all over...she gives me treats but it doesn't help. Finally, she gives up on the scary sounding machine and brings in the clippers. This time she was able to do some damage but I did not make it easy on her. She says she has more in store for me later but she didn't want to totally traumatize me in one sitting. Too late Mom, damage done! She kept spouting something off about how it would feel better with shorter nails...blah, blah, blah! I need to start planning my escape route now for next time...how awful!
At least I got to go play with my pal Ozzie after the torture subsided. That was the best part of my day! He even had his Mom's little human grandkids with him. They are quite fun and exciting too.
And my final note on torture for today...this is Darwin's brother. Darwin is a blog pal of mine and his Mom found his brother on Craigslist...how horrible! The humans who have him decided he was too big for their home...sheesh, how rude. Why didn't they think of that before...I will NEVER understand certain humans. So, if anyone in the Pacific Northwest wants to give a beautiful Dane boy a home then check out his ad and call.
Have a super weekend!
Have a super weekend!
Kisses,
Nala










The arrows indicate blood. She left bloody marks all over the snow out there.



I got to be in the center of all the present opening action...it was pawesome!


